Thursday, March 25, 2010
I Need to Fire My Agent
This was the result of one of my modeling gigs
Unfortunately, it's just hard to find work right now. You humans aren't the only ones feeling the pain of the economic downturn. The unemployment rate among rubber chickens is astounding! Once it was clear that acting wasn't working out, I started temping in an office.
I had to quit that job though, the 9-5 business just isn't my thing. That's when I started working at PetSmart, and eventually got my current job with Jude. True story.
Anyway, you can imagine my astonishment to see Burger King's new ad campaign (at least I think it's new?) featuring the Subservient Chicken. Hello, agent? This was the opportunity of a lifetime for chicken actors! And they gave it away to some douche in a chicken suit.
Nice work subservient chicken, I can lay on a couch too!
But the good news is, once this ad campaign is through, that guy will be out of work, but I'll still have Jude and a home. And no one will be dousing me with sweet & sour sauce or turning me into a bad sandwich anytime soon.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Introductory Squeak
Hello readers! Well, I should say, hello people who live in my apartment. I can only hope someday we'll have some real readers. I mean don't Jude and I spend enough time with these people that we don't need them reading our every thought on our blog? It's enough to make me hide under the couch for several months at a time.
Anyway, what can I say? I'm a squeak toy belonging to Jude. Jude's a 90 pound rottie mix who thinks he's a lap dog and is the brains behind this whole operation. We're both extremely unmotivated, so we're unemployed. We spend most days at home watching bad TV and sometimes listening to sports radio or NPR. So naturally, we're pretty well-informed on current events and Chicago sports happenings. We're pretty much inseparable. I don't really have a choice in that because, being a toy, if a giant pound dog wants to carry you around in his mouth, what can you do? I mean really people, what can I do? The bitch nextdoor bit my legs off last summer while she and Jude were having a little lovers quarrel, and my wings are plastic and melded on to my sides so seriously, what can I do? Nothing? Okay, then I guess I'll just sit back, enjoy the ride, and hopefully write some entertaining blogs. Like this one.
Good luck getting me away from Jude